Based on "The Eagle" by Alfred, Lord TennysonOn pavement he hobbles, too great a height;A flower that. It looked like the fence had taken the worst of it, but it was hard to tell from where I was in the kitchen. I ran into the laundry room and threw on some shorts, a hoody, and some sneakers and headed out for the back porch. As I opened the screen door, Sarah, the next-door neighbor, stood right in front of me soaking wet. She had changed from her previous top from a baggy t-shirt to a tight fitting black spaghetti strapped tank top that squeezed her breasts together. I didn’t notice this. "Damn I'm old Boy! Use ta set, talking and smoking with yore grandpa, smoking Prince Albert, now here I is smoking with you and we smoking ready rolls. Son wuz a fine man boy, see you turn out like him." Like I uz a telling you, I uz building traps down in em woods there, round ta creek uz ta best place. Nem bobcats come down ta drink, then bed up in nem thickets of briars. Best place ta put a trap, but best place fer a still as well." I had mah corn laid by an ta garden uz hoed, I slipped off. By the way, there was $4 missing.I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.Sincerely, EdnaThis is a story from Pat and his dinner date ... Now you know why he doesn't have a girlfriendMRE Dinner DateI had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY, definitely had never.Read More
